Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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