This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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