Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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