She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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