can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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