my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so let's talk penis.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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