Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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