just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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