Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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