people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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