im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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