He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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