is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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