I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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