Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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