so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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