he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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