That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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