dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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