there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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