He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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