Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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