At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Randomize