i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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