i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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