Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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