mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You left your phone here
Wait...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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