i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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