thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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