I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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