the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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