very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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