You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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