i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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