oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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