i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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