He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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