I like to think it a success when the cops are called
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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