I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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