she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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