We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Your cock deserves a montage
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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