I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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