Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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