My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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