i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize