don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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