turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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