she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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