my sisters under your porch take her home
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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