i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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