guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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