Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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